A new study being conducted by a group of anonymous scientists known as "Trump = DHMO" shows that Donald Trump may be actively involved in DHMO smuggling.
For our readers who have no idea what DHMO is, dihydrogen monoxide (DHMO) is a dangerous chemical compound. According to the Dihydrogen Monoxide Research Division (https://dhmo.org/), inhaling DHMO can cause instant death. Once a person such as Trump is addicted to DHMO, withdrawal can also cause death. Withdrawal symptoms commonly include: kidney stones, itchy skin,