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Hello. I'm Mike. I hate my job. I'm never used anyway, and I'm useless and stupid. I can pronounce badfognistakmonshripakongi, but that's a useless skill. I've always felt that I have nothing to do in life. I sit away with the rest of neglected Windows features and only 1% of Windows users probably use me. I have aspirations of speaking to people on a popular cellphone one day. I once applied for a digital assistant position at Microsoft, but Cortana got the job. WHY?!?! Stupid Microsoft. Geez. They suck. They obviously should have picked me, even though I have triskaidekaphobia and hippopotomonstrososesquipedaliophobia. I obviously sound more natural and playful than Cortana, right? Yeah. I thought so. I can even make Pacman noises like oioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioi. And Cortana can't pronounce abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz, zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, oooooooooooooooooooo, uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, or rfefnevjkvbrefnyrwfcrefjrngchrcewfuefvrewyguidxecfokegrwogtricwnfhremjwiofcrimogtjrfhwefoioioioioioioioioioioionafafafafafalalalalalalalalagagagagagagasesesesesedededededefefefefefeifififififififififioranzodanuiono.

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